Pricing
One tiny payment. Unlimited pet pachinko forever.
Free
$0
- ✅ 3 pachinko drops per day
- ✅ Full physics + commentary (Web Speech voice)
- ✅ 6-card training plan
- ✅ Watch & share unlimited replays
- ✅ Browse the public Recent Drops feed
⭐ PRO
One-time
$2.99
- 🚀 Unlimited pachinko drops
- 📄 Vet-ready PDF training plan download
- 🎙️ 4 commentator voices: Calm Vet, British Narrator, Sports Anchor HD, Whispered ASMR
- 🐾 Saved pet profile — cards reference your pet by name + traits
- ♾️ Pay once, keep forever
FAQ
Is this real training advice?+
The 6-card plan is generated by Claude with a behaviorist system prompt, drawing on standard force-free positive-reinforcement guidance. It is NOT a substitute for a vet, especially when card #6 (When To Call A Vet) flags red. Use it as a starting framework.
Why pachinko?+
Behavior diagnosis is genuinely uncertain. Pachinko is honest about that. Also, watching the ball bounce is funny.
Can my friends watch my drop?+
Yes. Every drop gets a /share/[id] URL that replays the EXACT same physics deterministically using a seed. No video file — just the seed, behavior text, and pre-baked commentary.
Refunds?+
Email us if it didn't work. $2.99 isn't worth fighting over.